Jokes

3 jon dhormo jajok jua khelar oporadhe greptar hoyece,ekjon Muslim,ekjon Christian r aarekjon Iahudi.
Judge
dekhlo tara dhormio manush,tai tader confessioner opore judge kora
hobe.Tai tini prothome Muslim-k jigges korlen,"Apni jua khelten?"
Muslim jajok mone mone bollen,"Allah,ei 1 bar-e mittha bolbo,r noy.",tarpor prokass...e bollo,"Na,ami kheltamna."Tokhon judge take khalas kore dilen.Next Christian padrir pala. Takeo judge ekoi proshno korlen. Christian padri mone mone bollen,"God,ei 1 bar-e mittha bolbo.",bole tini-o prokasse bollen,"Na,amio kheltamna.",Judge baddho hoye takeo khalas kore dilen.
Tarpor Iahudi padrike jigges korlen,"Apni ki jua khelten?"
Iahudi padri tokhon chokh kopale tule bollen,"Kar sathe?Eka?"

Chele:baba,amar kon haat ta boro..??
Baba:ki bolo egula..?tomar haat abar boro choto hobe kan..?
Chele:teacher kalke boro haater A B C D likhe niye jete bolse to tai bollam..!!

Ekbar ek durbol lok r ek shoktishali lokher sathey mara-mari korte gesey. . . . mara marir shorto holo ekjon arekjon k thappor marbe. . . . . marte marte j 1st a bolbe. . . . stop, thappor r dish na. . . .omni opor jon win hobe. . . .then durbol manush 1st a gayer shob shokti diye ekta thappor marlo. . .then strong person ... jokoni marte jabe. . . . durbol lokti bole uthlo stop,thappor r marish na. . . .

Police officer er stri shamir pocket theke 50 taka marte giye dhora pore gelo.
shami: ami ekjon police officer.tumi amar stri holeo tomake ei kajer jonno shasti dewa amar kortobbo.
stri: ei nao 10 taka.ar kotha bario na

A B C D E F G means,
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
But in reverse, G F E D C B A means,
Girls Forget Evryting Done & Catches new Boy Again!!!

Chokra: Ish choto belai jodi mayer kotha shuntam tahole aajke ar ei din dekhte hoto na.
Love Guru: Kano, ki bolto tor ma?
Chokra: Jodi kothai na shune thaki taho kivabe bolbo ki bolto ma ?

Once a man got a magic lamp.........& shake that........after shaking............a genie.......came out & said......muwaaah huaaaaaha haha Order my lord......I m at ur service 2 fulfill ur 3 wishes........at 1st.the man asked 4 a multistoried building...hearing this.......the genie gets very angry...........& give him a slap....& said.......bloody idiot...if I could afford multistoried building.......why m I living in this tiny lamp..?

1 # Bondhu: Janish amra 3 bhai der moddhe ek bhai khub shahoshi. Ek bar shey ekta bagher shate lorai korchilo.
2 # Bondhu: Tarpor ki holo?
1 # Bondhu: Tarpor thekey amra 2 bhai.

সুধীর বাবুর বাড়ীতে পুলিশ সার্চ করতে এলো। সার্চ করতে গিয়ে পুলিশ জাল নোট ছাপার যন্ত্রপাতি,রঙ এবং এ সংক্রান্ত আরো অনেক কিছুই পেলো। অবশ্য কোন জাল নোট পাওয়া গেলোনা।
পুলিশঃ নোট জাল করে ছাপার অপরাধে আপনাকে গ্রেফতার করছি।
সুধীর বাবুঃ একটাও কি জাল নোট পেয়েছেন ?
পুলিশঃ না, তা পাইনি। কিন্তু ছাপাবার যন্ত্র পেয়েছি। যন্ত্র থাকলেই আপনাকে আমরা গ্রেফতার করতে পারি।
সুধীর বাবুঃ তাহলে একটা মেয়েকে ধর্ষণ করার অপরাধেও আমাকে গ্রেফতার করুন।
পুলিশঃ কেন ? আপনি কি কোন মেয়েকে ধর্ষণ করেছেন ?
সুধীর বাবুঃ না তা করিনি। কিন্তু ধর্ষণ করার যন্ত্রতো আমার কাছে আছে।

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS Y...OUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS

OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE. ..

OFFICER: MP!!!
CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR?

OFFICER: MENTAL PROBLEMS.....

Kisu din age hothaht kore poultry beaboshay dhos nam cilo jar karon hothat kore poultry feed er mullo briddi.tai rager boso borti hoye ak poultry beboshayi tar farm er shob murgi der nirdes dilo : agami kal theke tomra shobai 2 ta kore dim parbe noyto tomader jobai kore frozen meet sell kora hobe. Pordin murgi gulor ...kh...achar samne giye dakhlo shob murgi e 2 kore dim pereche shudhu akti pareni. Khamari khacar shamne jete na jete e voye kado kado shore bolche: Please malik amake jobai korben na amake katben na doyea korun akta dim parte e amar khub kosto hoise karon ami "MOROG"

Full form of OBAMA O_originally B_born in A_africa to M_manage A_america

In exam a student starts singing.
STUDENT: give me some extra time give me some brain give me another chance to write the paper once again.
TEACHER: na nana na nanana na na